ROFL Tyrion FTW

True

Oh Crap

Opposites attract, that's the trouble with being f*cking awesome.

EVIL

LOL

Sarcasm

LOL

Dear Officer, I'm not slurring my speech, I'm talking in cursive. Sincerely, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

OH burn!

LOL

KILL THAT BITCH!

rofl...truestory

Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.

ROFL

True Story

Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
Wakes up February 5th, 2098.

Burn

EVIL

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.