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Wednesday, March 05, 2014

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Exactly
Smart
LOL

Customer: how do you prepare your chickens? Waiter: nothing special, we just tell them that they're going to die
LOL TRUE!

Top 4 Lies: 1: I'm fine. 2: I don't like anyone. 3: That was my last piece of gum. 4: I've read and agreed to the Terms ...
A thought worth a million!

I’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that I can’t escape is one of them.
LOL

All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips.
Sheldon Cooper
LOL

me: can i have $5? mom: what happened to the $5 i gave you in 1999?
LOL

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward from Twilight.
LOL

I love that classmate who argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

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A horror story indeed!
Grammar NAZI
Haha....true fear! :D
RUDE

Unless your name is God or Google, shut the fuck up.
Smart
ROFL

On a scale of 1-100 how mature are you? 69
Exactly
True Story

how do people do their homework immediately after they get home? i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpac...
IN-THE-FACE
True Post

The hardest part about driving is trying to resist the urge to drive over idiots on the road.