ROFL

Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.

LOL

Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play "hard to get" doesn't work when you're already "hard to want".

LOL

To do list : Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.

Sarcasm

Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.

Deep!

Pick Up Line

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

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True Post

There’s nothing uglier than first week of school handwriting.

LOL

I don't have a drinking addiction, I have a drinking dedication.

LOL

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.

TRUTH

We live in a generation where the bathroom is now a photo booth

LOL

Sarcasm

Waitress:Have i kept you waiting long?
Me: No,but did you know there are 3,296 squares on the ceiling?

LOL

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kill us?

LOL