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Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you are a billionaire.

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I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.

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When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.

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Superman can see through women's clothing. Still finding time to fight crime is what really makes him super.

Sarcasm

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Don’t cry me a river. That’s stupid as hell. Cry me a milkshake.

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I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

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God made man. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made woman.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about my immaturity, but she can't. She doesn't know the password to my secret fort.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed so they could get higher..

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I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.