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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Maybe we should have taken Miley more seriously when she told us that she can't be tamed

Alcohol has a way of making anything seem like a good idea. ;)

iOS 7 tells you whenever someone screenshots your messages. It's a whole new game now.

It has been 12 years since Shrek came out and I'm still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon.

You pretend to care and I pretend to believe you.

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

I wanna get tangled up with you like the earphones in my pocket.

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

"i need to stop," i whispered as i clicked next episode.

I always wonder why birds stay in the same
place when they can fly anywhere on the earth...
Then i ask myself the same question.

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun