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When I die, I want my grave to have free WIFI so people will come visit more often

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If your girlfriend doesn't like that bitch, you don't talk to that bitch.

SARCASM

The intense level of your stupidly gives me suicidal side effects.

ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-LIZARD-SPOCK

BATMAN!

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Yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life.

I'm trying to be poetic

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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, She gave bit to a legend. High five mom.

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Sarcasm

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

ATTITUDE

I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

Insult

I don't want you breathing my air motherf***er.

Sarcasm

Sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours

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