Friday, July 12, 2013

LOL

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve"

LOL

Teacher: Why are you at school so early?
Kid: My mom told me to go to hell.

Nostalgia

Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball??

Monday, July 08, 2013

LOL


LOL

Adele and Taylor Swift are same age yet one has a child & one is mentally stuck in middle school.

LOL

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Sunday, July 07, 2013

LOL

"Give Me Everything Tonight", sang Adele, as she walked into the Burger King.

LOL

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

Sarcasm

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least i can find the area of a triangle.

LOL

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

LOL

I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room