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Teacher: a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

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The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

Sarcasm

I don't just sing in the shower... I perform.

LOL

Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And they wonder why everyone is fat.

LOL

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid ones are full of confidence.

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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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Respect old people, they graduated without Google and Wikipedia!

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I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh.

Silly Post

I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have trust issues. X(

LOL

If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models.

LOL

I came, I saw. I cleared the browser history.

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Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald's so they wouldn't think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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if karma doesn't hit you i will

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Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.

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HIStory: Because HERstory would just be gossip.

LOL

If teachers have substitutes why can't I?

Sarcasm

Zombies eat brains, you're safe.

LOL

Apparently I skipped the part in puberty where I get really attractive.

LOL

At least gravity is attracted to me.

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I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve"

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Teacher: Why are you at school so early?
Kid: My mom told me to go to hell.

Nostalgia

Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball??

LOL

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Adele and Taylor Swift are same age yet one has a child & one is mentally stuck in middle school.

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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"Give Me Everything Tonight", sang Adele, as she walked into the Burger King.

LOL

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

Sarcasm

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least i can find the area of a triangle.

LOL

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room