LOL #11

Gas prices aren't really that bad when you remember that you're essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.

SARCASM #2

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...

LOL #10

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

LOL #9

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge!

SARCASM #1

LOL #8

You know you're bored as hell when you try to drive normally like the other cars in GTA.

LOL #7

Voldemort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.

LOL #6

I wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up. :P

LOL #5

Dude!!!!! This is awesome...if you play Rahul Gandhi's speech on Mute with Pink Floyd Darksideofthemoon playing. Its still equally annoying! :D

LOL #4

I got pulled over,drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving! :D :D

LOL #3

An attractive person: "Hey :)"
Me: "Is this some kind of sick joke..." :P :P

LOL #2

We live in a culture where we are surrounded by smart phones and stupid people.

LOL #1

Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero. :D