Dark Humor INC.: July 2012

Friday, July 20, 2012

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I want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
True!

I dream of a world without war, without poverty and without people who post selfies on facebook with unrelated inspirational quote capt...
Please

Open your mind before your mouth.
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Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26. Don't worry if you're not dating, they might...
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Square Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I'm confused.
haha...true

Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
IDIOTS
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Girls, don't be fooled by sweet texts.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Sarcasm is like electricity.... some parts of the world still don't get it.

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If you piss off a girl, just play dead. That sh*t works with bears and they're almost as dangerous as angry women.
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I could sit in front of my TV playing Xbox all day and consider it a really progressive day.
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I want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
True!

I dream of a world without war, without poverty and without people who post selfies on facebook with unrelated inspirational quote capt...
Please

Open your mind before your mouth.
True
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Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26. Don't worry if you're not dating, they might...
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You know you're getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Call of Duty. It's ok, she won't get far. I set up a claymore...
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